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Post by Gunny on Aug 5, 2007 16:49:49 GMT -5
And see's all the Renegades sitting at the bar fat and drunk... He picks up a chair and smashes it on all thier heads, then with shattered remains of a chair he screams BARFIGHT!!!
Maybe this will get you sumbitches awake...
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Post by Faze on Aug 7, 2007 9:12:36 GMT -5
Faze is sitting in the back of the room, drinking a beer quietly in the shadows and sees Gunny do this to make an attempt at pumping his fellow comrades up. He accidently knocked Grimm out cold and he is bleeding from the head. Gunny realizes this and feels bad. Faze wants in on this action. He kicks over his table pulls out his .50 caliber magnum pistol named "Betsey" and his jackknife from its holster. He starts a shootout with Gunny. Some of the Renegade recruits start to attack Faze. Faze shoots back but is already out of ammo. Stupid Betsey never works. Now all he has is his jackknife. Faze couldn't see a god damn thing because his long hair was covering his eyes. He would have to win this fight on instinct alone. Faze jumps over the table and cuts one recruit's throat and jabs his knife into another's stomach. A scared recruit backs up and pulls his trigger. He is also out of ammo. Faze launches his knife at the recruit's chest. He walks over to the dead recruit and rips his knife out of the recruit's corpse. He brushes his hair out of his eyes. He could see again. He makes his way behind the tipped over table and reloads Betsey. He knew this fight was not yet over. Meanwhile Gunny drags Grimm behind the bar and patches him up using his uber medic skills. Gunny apologizes and Grimm punches Gunny in the face. He knew he diserved that. They both start hailing bullets onto Faze's barricaded table. The table rips in half but Faze is no longer there. SLICE, Gunny drops. BOOM, Grimm's head blows off. Faze comes out from the shadows behind the fallen bodies. Faze puts his tools away and lights up a cigarette. He throws his leather jacket on and walks out the front door. His motorcycle is out front waiting. He takes off into the night looking for another fight. He knew Caliber and the rest of the Renegades would be waiting for him and he knew they wouldn't be happy.
~SBD
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Post by Grimm on Aug 7, 2007 9:38:31 GMT -5
Grimm stands up and feels his head, the bullet lodged deep in his skull, it was just a flesh wound. A bit drunk and a lot pissed off Grimm grabs the lifeless Gunny and punches him in the gut, reviving him on impact. Grimm radios up Caliber who lands his Apache on the roof. Grimm and Gunny get in, along side Caliber were a few recruits from the Black Calvary. To Caliber they were allies, to Grimm they were expendible. Faze is on his bike thinking about the victory he thought he had just had. His engine is too loud and he doesn't hear the helicopter approach him. Grimm grabs one of the recruits and throws him at Faze's bike from about 100 ft. He misses, so he grabs another, this one was a hit. The chopper flips wildly and then comes to a holting stop. Faze is hurt. Grimm jumps out of the helicopter and grabs the wounded soldier. He tells him he has 10 seconds to run. 1... 2... 10. Grimm pulls out his chaingun and unleashes a mass amount of bullets directed right towards Faze. He won't be a problem anymore.
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Post by Gunny on Aug 7, 2007 14:27:09 GMT -5
Gunny finally wakes up in the smoldering twisted metal that used to be a chopper. He stands, a little stiff with a sharp pain in his head and gut. Slowly he makes his way back to the bar to a scene of carnage. Stepping over bodies, and broken tables and chairs he sits casually at the bullet ridden bar on the only stool remaining and orders up another drink, waiting for the others to return.
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Post by Caliber on Aug 7, 2007 21:19:49 GMT -5
Caliber sitting outside Renegade headquaters, in a pink lawnchair, he stares into the night sky thinking about how and why he got such a gay division name, easly getting fustrated with the subject he desides to go out for midnight fly. He walks to the airfield and gets in his freshly waxed Apache helicopter sitting on and 8 feet long chromed out landing gear skids. Caliber starts up his magnifcant vehical when he gets an urgent phone call from Grimm. After hearing of the incedent, he realizes this could be a great time to get the respect he deserves , caliber asks grimm "if i pick you up will you change my division name"..........silence and caliber waits for the magic word.........."NO!!!F4CK YOU IM THE MAN!!!!" Grimm Replys, "Now get your ass over here!!!". Caliber pissed off that he never gets his way flys off to pick up grimm and company. Caliber makes a sexy entrance to the bar by flying through two wind mills that generate power for the bar and lands on the roof. Grimm carrying gunny over his left shoulder hops in.Grimm gives caliber the directions and they were off to find faze. Caliber comes flying closely over head of faze, Realizing he isnt aware of our presence grim grabs one of my wasted recruits that were knocked out in there from the party Caliber held hours before and tosses him and faze..... sh!t he missed then grabs another and bam sends faze flying off the road. Caliber watchs the from the air pandamonium as grimm jumps out of the chopper. curses fazes name and and explodes into a angry rage firing shot after shot with his chaingun. Caliber watchs as ever shot misses horribly and does nothing to faze and his bike. so faze picks up his bike and starts to speeds off again while grimm is still firing round after round not noticing his target got away. Caliber once again sees in opertunity to get his division name straightend out, he goes over faze. simply locking onto his bike caliber flips the lid off the fire button, then think maby by destroying faze for grimm would make him see that he deserves a new name without thinking twice caliber fires six airial rockets at faze while dodging a trafic light(forgeting that the passenger door is open and gunny falls out) and boom faze is no more. Caliber happly returns to grimm still firing his chaingun and tells him the good news
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Post by Faze on Aug 7, 2007 21:55:47 GMT -5
Grimm starts laughing at the sight of the exploded motorcycle. In a sort of childish yet brutish way Grimm blurts out "YAAAYYYY I DID IT!!!" Caliber just stares blankly at Grimm and decides to let the idiot have his "glory." Caliber flys low to inspect the carnage. Bike parts are everywhere but there is no body. Caliber quickly flys away in fear of Faze doing something fazey and come back to life or something crazy like that. Caliber turns his head around to see if anything is moving back at the wreckage. He turns his head back only to see a very pissed off Faze latched onto his windshield. Caliber lets out a very girly scream. Faze punches threw the windshield and grabs Caliber by the throat and says "Bad move mother f4cker." Faze then rips Caliber out of the windshield and pins Caliber down to the front of the helicopter by thrusting his jackknife into Caliber's chest. He does it in such a spot that it doesn't kill Caliber, it only paralyses him, but he can feel everything. Grimm is still in the cargo area cheering about his victory over Faze. Caliber is pinned to the front of t he Apache and this means there is no pilot. Faze punches paralyzed Caliber in the balls and says goodbye. He jumps off the heli on and building and does a roll. He quickly turns around and whips out his sniper rifle. He puts a bullet square into Grimm's right testicle. The heli crashes into a building and blows up causing, the building collapses on top of the Apache.
Gunny is sitting in the wrecked bar and watches the news and see what happened to his fellow comrades. At first he looks shocked, but after a few seconds he states outloud "I am glad as f4ck I fell out of that sh1t," and he takes a swig of his beer.
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Post by Caliber on Aug 7, 2007 22:26:27 GMT -5
While faze is on the building getting ready to snipe grimm, caliber realizes he only temporaryly paralized from the waste down because of the knife and uses his arms to rip out the blade from his chestand climbs back into the cockpit and lands the heli on the ground next to the building quickly running around the the building straping c4 all around and without hesitation blows the building, faze feels the rumbling of the building and thinks the helicopter smashed into the building, and quickly flees the seen and watches from a distance as the building collapses ON TOP of the Apache. Caliber then runs over to Grimm, clapping his hands in a baby like fashion while chanting repeatedly "YAAAAYYY I DID IT HURRRAAAAAYYY " Caliber stars into his hopless comrades eyes and realizes the is no hope for him and Lights up a cigar, shakes his head and walk back to the airfield
Gunny still drinking in the bar turns off the tv and starts to clean up the bar
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Post by Gunny on Aug 8, 2007 18:45:01 GMT -5
(So i'm the barmaid?!?!) After cleaning up the bar a few patrons walk in and Gunny returns to enjoying his bottle of Dewars and the old country music playing from the jukebox.
But keeping a watchful eye on the door and an itchy trigger finger on his trusty Glock 9 underthe bar...
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Post by slash3r on Sept 14, 2007 1:15:28 GMT -5
then slash3r is in the bar looking to it, he goes to home and is going back to the bar. he places tnt on the bar and almost everyone death!!!!!!!
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Post by slash3r on Sept 15, 2007 2:19:03 GMT -5
then slash3r is in the bar looking to it, he gos to home and is going back to the bar. he places tnt on the bar and almost everyone death!!!!!!
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Post by Chett89 on Sept 16, 2007 21:28:19 GMT -5
Then Chett throws a spelling/grammar check on slash3r. . . lol
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Post by Gunny on Sept 16, 2007 21:52:15 GMT -5
Gunny after recently cleaning up the bar, take his Glock 9 and fires 2 shots at slash3r. Both striking his knee caps, incapacitating him. He then fires the remainder of the clip into chetts torso and watches his body fall limp to the booze stained hardwood floor. Satisfied with his performance takes his seat and starts downing buds till the next showdown...
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Post by Chett89 on Sept 16, 2007 23:22:29 GMT -5
Gunny, not realizing that he did not kill Chett, is too intoxicated to notice that chett is not laying on the floor anymore. Through Gunny's deep depression, brought upon by drinking, fades out. At this time Chett comes in, and slits gunny's throat. Chett then carries on were Gunny left off. XXFADEDXX..........
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Post by slash3r on Sept 17, 2007 11:03:48 GMT -5
Then Chett throws a spelling/grammar check on slash3r. . . lol i know! lol im 14years old and i live in holland! |
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Post by Chett89 on Sept 18, 2007 1:23:18 GMT -5
its all good ;D, i was just kidding, but i really did kill gunny  |
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